K is for 'knicker ripper'. This fart is so violent it's capable of ripping your undies.
L is for 'laid an egg'. few things in life smell like a rotten egg but this is one of them.
M is for 'machine gun fart'. a rapid succession of fart.
N is for ' naaaasty'. This fart smells so bad it leaves you speechless.
O is for 'one-cheek sneak'. when you lift one but cheek to release a fart as quietly as possible.
P is for 'piffle'. A small, girly fart.
Q is for'quiffer'. a fart done in the bathcup, whisch caouses ablast of bubbles.
R is for 'rhino stopper' this one smells so bad could stop even charging rhino.
S is for 'scud missile'. Sillent but deadly.
T is for 'tear jerker'. a fart so putrid it brings tears to your eyes.
U is for 'Umbrella'. A fart so loud you rush to take shelter.
V is for 'very sore fart'. When you fart, then you have diarrhea and is stings.
W is for 'wing man'. When you fart, then your best friend fart in sympaty.
X is for 'x-rated'. A fart too distingusting for public release.
Y is for 'yeller'. a fart that makes your sister scream.
Z is for 'zipper'. When you zip your sleeping bag right up in order to fart and let it leak out slowly. Good for sleepover.
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