A - Z FART Dictionary

A is for 'air biscuit'. As in 'who launched that air biscuit!'

B is for 'balloon fart'. You know when u blow up a ballon, then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squeal? Some people can do this with their bum!

C is for 'cheek flapper'. When your butt cheek go flappa-flappa.

D is for 'dribbly'. Chances are your mum will find the evidence of this one on your undies!


E is for 'enclosed fart'. Any fart release in an enclose space, like a car or lift.

F is for 'fluffy'. As in 'who let fluffy off chain...

G is for 'greaser'. A fart that leaves an oily residue

H is for 'honker'. This one sounds like an angry driver beeping their horn.

I is 'iron giant'. When you fart on a metal seat or bench ant it makes an echo.

J is for 'jumper'. When u let one rip while you're jumping rope

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To be continued...